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      3 Jan 2012

      You're not wrong.

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      Media_httpwwwmehrowpc_ccbsa
      via meh.ro

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      3 Jan 2012

      Sorry, guys. 2012 doesn't exist after all.

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      "Most people spend their New Year's Eve watching the ball drop and celebrating the New Year," writes Jason, "and actually, that's what I planned to do, too. Instead, I found myself debugging our licensing activation system." "Just as I was about to leave the office, I received a torrent of emails with the subject 'License Activation Failed'. One or two every now and then is expected, but dozens and dozens at four o'clock on New Year's Eve... not so good. It took me a moment to realize the significance of 4:00PM, but then it hit me: I'm on Pacific Time, which is UTC -8 hours.

      "The error message that was filling up our logs was simply 'INVALID DATE' and for the life of me I couldn't figure out why. Our license code was a 32-bit number that represented the expiration date of the license and the features in the license. 7 of those bits represented the year since 2000, so obviously the date was fine up until 2127. After hours and hours of digging through PL/SQL, Java, JavaScript, Ruby, and some random shell scripts, I found the following.

      IF YEAR = 2012 GOTO INVALIDDATE

      Jason continued, "nowhere in the code was any indication why 12 would not work, so I took it out. Figuring it couldn't make things any worse, I published the code and tested the registration system. It worked. In the end, a meaningless IF statement had shut down our renewals business... just because."

      via thedailywtf.com

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      29 Dec 2011

      CCP's EVE Online ship designers are not subtle people.

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      This is my shiny new Gallente Thorax cruiser. The design is...clearly inspired by something else. Have a look for yourself:

      Space-dildo
      SCHLONG IN SPAAAAAAAAACE.

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      12 Dec 2011

      Saudi woman beheaded for 'sorcery'

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      Riyadh: A Saudi woman was beheaded Monday after being convicted of practising sorcery, which is banned in the ultra-conservative kingdom, the interior ministry said.

      Amina Bint Abdulhalim Nassar was executed in the northern province of Jawf for "practising witchcraft and sorcery," the ministry said in a statement carried by SPA state news agency.

      via gulfnews.com

      That's a thing that's happening in 2011, then.

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      12 Dec 2011

      When serial killers play Skyrim

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      via youtube.com

      My favourite comment on this video: "This is a man after my own heart, and liver, and head, and body."

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      11 Dec 2011

      Prefer not to actually talk to your partner about your desires? "Just Say Yes to Him this Christmas".

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      But there’s one thing that I know my husband would absolutely love: It’s just a little coupon book I made up for sex–any time he wants it. And I promise to jump in and be adventurous, too!

      That may sound a little bit over the top. After all, chances are your husband already wants it all the time. Do you really want to fuel the fire?

      I find most women’s primary attitude towards sex is, “how can I get away with not doing it very often?”

      In other words, the focus is: What’s the minimum I can do and still be considered a loving wife?

      via roomag.com

      So, let me get this straight. You, a woman, are saying that all other women see sex as a chore, and the best way to keep their partner happy is to force themselves to sleep with them even when they'd prefer not to.

      Also, "Power tools scare me, tech gadgets intimidate me"? Really?

      My, there is a lot going on here, isn't there.

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      11 Dec 2011

      Tannenbaum

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      My parents tend to go all-in with the whole Christmas tree thing. This is 2011's effort!
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      11 Dec 2011

      Posterous integration test

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      I'm twiddling Posterous integration with my newly consolidated blog, so here's a picture of Mike playing the MindFlex.
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      5 Nov 2011

      A smattering of iPhone pictures from the last few weeks

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      (download)
      Click here to download:
      a-smattering-of-iphone-pictures-from-the-last-few-weeks-ipjepceqjyAokhsFveEy.zip (2.18 MB)

      Just because, that's why.
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      20 Sep 2011

      +1 Axe of Protein Folding: distributed computing using gamers' brains

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      To disable M-PMV’s protease, we need to know exactly what it looks like. Like real scissors, the proteases come in two halves that need to lock together in order to work. If we knew where the halves joined together, we could create drugs that prevent them from uniting. But until now, scientists have only been able to discern the structure of the two halves together. They have spent more than ten years trying to solve structure of a single isolated half, without any success.

      The Foldit players had no such problems. They came up with several answers, one of which was almost close to perfect. In a few days, Khatib had refined their solution to deduce the protein’s final structure, and he has already spotted features that could make attractive targets for new drugs.

      via blogs.discovermagazine.com

      Over ten years trying to solve part of a problem. Turn it into a game, give it to the Internet, use mathematical magic on the large number of varied solutions to come up with the answer.

      That answer - to the whole problem, not just part of it - came after a few days.

      (A full discussion and explanation of this will appear on Geekosaur in the next few days)

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